Author Archives: Pancho

Pancho’s Notes for Death Race 2000

Here’s my viewing guide for this stinker if anyone wants to punish themselves by watching it. Roger Corman & David Carradine! This should be PAINFUL!!! Opening credits look like they were done by an elementary school art class. Well, the first minute is certainly weird enough: a high school band plays the Star Spangled BannerContinue reading “Pancho’s Notes for Death Race 2000”

Mid-Life Crisis Taskforce #12 – Movies & TV

For your listening pleasure, here is show #12!! MLCTF Show 12 We discuss underrated music, TV show bands, what we’re watching, and we review the cult classic Death Race 2000.  If you don’t want to put yourself through the pain of watching the entire film, here it is in under 10 minutes:

Show Notes for The Human Tornado

If you simply must put yourself through the torture of watching this film, here’s my guide to expect. Let the funkiness begin!!! I hear that Dolomite’s one bad mother… Wait! Wrong movie! Jerry Jones is in this movie! I’d always wondered where he got the money to buy the Dallas Cowboys. And he wrote theContinue reading “Show Notes for The Human Tornado”

Episode #9 – Current events, celebrities in surprising, and a review of “The Human Tornado”

We’re back!!  New content, ahoy!!! MLCTF Show 9 This week’s B-Movie Review is the Dolomite film, “The Human Tornado”.  It’s bad, bad, bad!!!  Here’s a taste (NSFW):

Outtakes #1: The unedited dramatic reading of “Thrift Shop”

No new episode this week, unfortunately.  Rando caught whatever bug is going around and wasn’t up for recording.  He’s better now, so we should be back on track this week. In the meantime, enjoy the unedited version of Lefty’s dramatic reading of Macklemore’s magnum opus, “Thrift Shop.” MLCTF thrift store uncut And for those that wantContinue reading “Outtakes #1: The unedited dramatic reading of “Thrift Shop””

Pancho’s totally pointless Oscar predictions

I haven’t seen any of these films either, but here’s my random guesses at who’s going to win: Best Picture:  Past experience tells me Lincoln, but Argo has been cleaning up at the other award ceremonies, so I’m going to go with it.  If it loses, I’d expect controversy. Best Director: This typically goes toContinue reading “Pancho’s totally pointless Oscar predictions”

Pancho’s attempt at baking bread.

As you my or may not know, I’ve been unemployed for the better part of two months now.  With little spendable cash & nothing to do, I’ve taken to going to various lengths to keep myself entertained; volunteered at a cat shelter, starting learning about the Arduino, making contacts on my ham radio, watching badContinue reading “Pancho’s attempt at baking bread.”