TC 2000 (1993)

An extremely sweaty and fight filled rip off of Terminator with bits of Bladerunner, The Warriors, and Mad Max thrown in for good measure. Stars Billy Blanks (of Tae Bo fame) and Bolo Yeung. If you’re Gen X, you probably saw this on the shelf in the video store in the mid ’90’s.

Troll 2 (1990)

Today we tackle one of the great cult b-movies of the last 20 odd years: Troll 2! A movie with no trolls, no actors, and some seriously over the top performances, which have to been seen to be believed. Maybe the most meme-able movie of all time. We apologize for the disjointed nature of thisContinue reading “Troll 2 (1990)”

Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

This movie doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense! It’s about a maniac killing people dressed as Santa Claus on the streets in London. People continue to dress as Santa Claus/Father Christmas regardless, giving him plenty of victims to choose from. Went through three directors and a script rewrite and it shows! Stars no oneContinue reading “Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)”

Shorts for the Masses #1: Four Short Films From The 1950’s

For a change of pace, instead of watching a movie, we watched four short films from the 1950’s. One was about IBM computers at the Roper Corporation. We learned about how to build a bomb shelter in your basement. We also learned how to make a disgusting 1950’s sandwich and what to do in ourContinue reading “Shorts for the Masses #1: Four Short Films From The 1950’s”