movies – Mid-Life Crisis Task Force

TC 2000 (1993)

An extremely sweaty and fight filled rip off of Terminator with bits of Bladerunner, The Warriors, and Mad Max thrown in for good measure. Stars Billy Blanks (of Tae Bo fame) and Bolo Yeung. If you’re Gen X, you probably saw this on the shelf in the video store in the mid ’90’s.

Commentary / Riff track for Venom (1981)

Here’ s us making fun of Venom! Watch on: ⁠Prime⁠ ⁠Tubi⁠

Venom (1981)

No, not that Venom! This Venom stars Oliver Reed, Klaus Kinski, and Sterling Hayden. It has nothing to do with symbiotes , but is instead a hostage drama with the added complication of a poisonous snake loose in the building.

Commentary/Riff Track of Troll 2 (1986)

Come listen to us watch and make fun of Troll 2. Was the first watch for two of us.

Troll 2 (1990)

Today we tackle one of the great cult b-movies of the last 20 odd years: Troll 2! A movie with no trolls, no actors, and some seriously over the top performances, which have to been seen to be believed. Maybe the most meme-able movie of all time. We apologize for the disjointed nature of thisContinue reading “Troll 2 (1990)”

Black Mama, White Mama (1973)

Our first podcast of 2026 is a rip off of The Defiant One’s set in the Philippines staring Pam Grier and Sid Haig. An underwhelming ’70’s exploitation film.

Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

This movie doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense! It’s about a maniac killing people dressed as Santa Claus on the streets in London. People continue to dress as Santa Claus/Father Christmas regardless, giving him plenty of victims to choose from. Went through three directors and a script rewrite and it shows! Stars no oneContinue reading “Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)”

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