The week after Chuck Norris passed, we watched one of his movies: Silent Rage from 1982. It wasn’t very good. Unfortunately, audio issues cropped up during our discussion, which made the recording unusable. However, our commentary track was fine, so we’re putting that up for your listening pleasure.
I was unable to verify this synced properly with the movie, so it might require some fiddling to get it to track right. My apologies.
An extremely sweaty and fight filled rip off of Terminator with bits of Bladerunner, The Warriors, and Mad Max thrown in for good measure. Stars Billy Blanks (of Tae Bo fame) and Bolo Yeung. If you’re Gen X, you probably saw this on the shelf in the video store in the mid ’90’s.
No, not that Venom!
This Venom stars Oliver Reed, Klaus Kinski, and Sterling Hayden. It has nothing to do with symbiotes , but is instead a hostage drama with the added complication of a poisonous snake loose in the building.
Come listen to us watch and make fun of Troll 2. Was the first watch for two of us.
Today we tackle one of the great cult b-movies of the last 20 odd years: Troll 2! A movie with no trolls, no actors, and some seriously over the top performances, which have to been seen to be believed. Maybe the most meme-able movie of all time.
We apologize for the disjointed nature of this discussion. There are two reasons for this: 1) the movie we’re discussing is Troll 2 and 2) our video conferencing software was having a bad night and our feeds kept freezing. This is evident in the skipage in Nate’s audio.
Our first podcast of 2026 is a rip off of The Defiant One’s set in the Philippines staring Pam Grier and Sid Haig. An underwhelming ’70’s exploitation film.
This movie doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense!
It’s about a maniac killing people dressed as Santa Claus on the streets in London. People continue to dress as Santa Claus/Father Christmas regardless, giving him plenty of victims to choose from.
Went through three directors and a script rewrite and it shows! Stars no one you’ve heard of, although Caroline Munro does appear in one scene.
No commentary track for this one due to ongoing technical issues. You’d don’t wanna this stinker anyway. Trust us!
A pretty dumb, yet fast paced and entertaining “action” film from the late ’80’s. From the director that brought you Parole Violators and starring no one you’ve ever heard of. This one is a doozy, folks!
What happens when you watch a “scary” movie with a 2.7 rating on IMDB? Nothing scary, that’s for sure.
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