Tuesday but it feels like Monday

Hello all! It has been a long time since I have posted. I am going to try and do a better job at this. Seems like life catches up and I don’t take the time to lay down by thoughts.

I hope everyone had a safe and enjoyable Memorial Day weekend. It is still not too late to thank a Veteran for his or her service. Make time to do that. You might not agree with the politics of our wars, but you have to admire the courage and the character of our servicemen and women who are out there trying to do the best they can.

So, what do I have to report today? Well there are a lot of topics, but I am having a hard time focusing on just one. We will be doing a podcast very soon on conspiracy theories. I am looking forward to that. Might have to make it a two part podcast if the discussion gets going! I hope that everyone is enjoying our shows. We would love some feedback. I know I am setting myself up to be trolled, but we are new at this and we would love to know what people think about what we are saying. I mean we are not doing any life changing topics, but I like to think we can bring some entertainment to the web.

Some random thoughts. Went to see a little French film called “Renoir”. Of course it is about the painter. It was entertaining, although Mrs. Lefty did not enjoy a whole movie with sub-titles. I am indifferent to them myself. I have a hard time really critiquing foreign films. It is hard for me to see the subtleties of the actors or the actual skill of the acting. I am so used to American films and obviously not speaking French also deters from that. I am trying to expand my horizons. Hopefully one day I will be able to speak on the subject with more knowledge.

I have become increasingly frustrated with the world in which we all share. Maybe it is me and getting older, but it seems to me that everything out there is so plastic or fake. Anything from the news we ingest, to the latest hit TV show or pop icon, there seems to be this coating of “style over substance”. A shellac that doesn’t make things prettier, it just makes them harder to get to the real story underneath. Maybe it has always been this way or maybe I am just getting to the point where I am just noticing it. We cannot trust our mainstream news to give us anything other than an agenda wrapped package that when unwrapped only leads to disappointment. I just want the facts. Maybe that is too Sgt. Friday for most people, but I am funny in the fact that I do not want to be told how to feel about something. I want the information in a clear and concise form and let me make my own judgement. This isn’t happening in today’s world. CNN, Fox, CBS, NBC all have their own agenda. They all answer to some power whether it is a sponsor, a political party, or some profit driven owner who doesn’t care if the news is accurate as long as it is first with the coverage. I think that is why I have abandoned the mainstream news and have started reading internet sources. Yes, there is bias there, but if you do enough hunting, there is solid facts as well.

Another issue that has been on my mind a lot is the “Screw you, I’ve got mine” type of attitude that has become ingrained into our culture. People today can’t see past their own noses. Our world and society is falling apart. Does that sound dramatic? Maybe, but with what I am seeing from people out there, maybe it isn’t as dramatic as it sounds. No one worries about the greater good anymore. I admit, I too had that attitude for a long time and even now, I find myself fighting off old feelings about “me” first. I am trying to change this attitude and I am making progress. It is all about changing your perspective and trying to see what the other person is going through, not just your own personal struggles. My generation and the generation before mine have left the world to shit. We have created a debt that our children’s children’s children will be paying off. We are leaving this country with no sound infrastructure. We are a consumer based society that left the bill for someone else. Our environment is being torn apart and polluted for the sake of a buck. Corporations have replaced people. They run the world. Money is the all important God to which we all pray. ( I know what you are thinking, I can’t pay my mortgage with rainbows and unicorns, but I am just saying take some time to see what is around you and what you are leaving behind). Just take a second to think about what is going on out there. We live in a world where our kids can’t afford to go to college without amassing this tremendous debt that for a lot of people, just isn’t worth the degree they will be receiving. We live in a world where so-called religious folks go out of their way to tell you how much you don’t belong if you don’t follow their particular doctrine. Science and knowledge is being replaced with fear and apathy. It is very disheartening to see this happen. It is going to be up to the next generation to fix this, because sadly our generation and the one before has failed them.

Well I guess that is enough of a rant for today. I will be back with more soon!

Take care

Lefty.

Show 16 – Ray Harryhausen tribute, why Netflix sucks, and a dramatic reading of “I Fink U Freaky”

We’re back!  Sorry for not posting much lately, but we’ve had a hard time getting our schedules straight lately.  But, we’re back with another thrilling episode that we all hope you enjoy!

 

Show #15 – In Which We Get Serious

Sorry for the lack of updates last week!  Rando was on vacation and we didn’t record, so I pushed back this one.  Ok, the truth is, I forgot to put it up on Friday.  Sorry.  But Rando is on vacation!!

We tackle the Boston Marathon bombing and the state of modern journalism this time around.  Our most serious episode to date.

Show Notes for Dead Heat

  1. I don’t think either Treat Williams or Joe Piscopo deserve these overly dramatic opening credits

  2. Whoa! Vincent Price! Cool!!!!

  3. The credit’s font looks like the one used by Aaron Spelling throughout the 1980’s.

  4. These Mexican wrestler bandits look like they just got off work at the oil refinery

  5. Somehow I think sticking a full loaded sub-machine gun down the front of your pants is not a good idea.

  6. OK, I hate Joe Piscopo’s character already.

  7. Yeah, I really hate him.

  8. And a cameo appearance by the holographic doctor from Star Trek: Voyager.

  9. That’s the LAPD for ya! Say drop your weapons then open fire.

  10. These cops have worse aim than stormtroopers.

  11. This movie has all the feel of TJ Hooker. Sadly, it would be greatly improved by William Shatner’s presence.

  12. Seven minutes in and we’ve already established every buddy cop movie cliché in the business.

  13. Ah, the ’80’s! When you could still smoke in the office.

  14. It’s a fake aquarium, you dipshit!!

  15. Ah, the ’80’s! When you had to print out information to give to the police instead of sending it to their smartphones.

  16. Why does this idiot think a PR lady would know what a drug was used for?

  17. An “asphyxiation room” with a viewing window. Who the hell thought that was a good idea? And which one of our “heroes” do you think will get locking into it?

  18. Isn’t that the giant computer that Richard Pryor built in Superman III?

  19. I see we also have a guest appearance from Fat Bastard.

  20. And there goes Treat into the asphyxiation room!

  21. And a mystery person wearing black gloves starts to remove all the air from the room. How much you want to bet it’s Darren McGavin?

  22. Wow! They actually killed a main character! Only to bring him back as an indestructible killing machine, I’m sure.

  23. This lady is one of the worst actresses I’ve ever seen. Her delivery is as bland as melba toast.

  24. RoboTreat has arisen!!! The streets shall flow with the blood of the unbeliever!!

  25. Is this a TV pilot? It sure feels like one.

  26. Favorite line so far; “I’m not deader than you are!”

  27. So, Treat is dead, then he’s brought back as RoboTreat, now he’s only got 10-12 hours before he becomes a pile of goo. And his first thought is to buy makeup at the drugstore so he won’t look like a corpse. Priorities RoboTreat: you got ’em!

  28. This PR lady is whiney, but she’s a better actress than RoboTreat’s girlfriend.

  29. And she’s Vincent Price’s daughter, apparently. Must have been a surprise, cause she’s easily 60 years younger than he is.

  30. A PR person delivers drugs from a pharma company to a guy in Chinatown. I’m sure that happens all the time!!

  31. Bob Guiccone must have bankrolled this film. So far, we’ve seen two people reading magazines: Penthouse and Omni.

  32. Now we’ve got zombie chickens, pigs, and fish. This movie just jumped the shark in a big way.

  33. Oh, and zombie ducks! Don’t forget those.

  34. And a headless zombie bull. That’s just wonderful.

  35. I love how RoboTreat can wrestle with what appears to be a zombie liver and get crushed by a zombie bull, but still not have his hair mussed.

  36. How do police officers manage to drive Thunderbird convertibles? That never happens in real life.

  37. I just got it: RoboTreat’s character’s name is Roger Mortis. What a terrible joke!

  38. How can someone like Joe Piscopo, who was so funny on SNL, be so lame in this movie?

  39. Darren McGavin just put in an appearance. Probably so the audience won’t forget he’s in the film and totally not the bad guy! Of course not!

  40. This is an awfully well lite graveyard.

  41. Why is there a phone and a lamp inside the tomb?

  42. The director must have some fixation on aquariums. There have been three or four in the film so far.

  43. We have boobies! They’re decaying zombie boobies, but boobies nonetheless!

  44. So, is Joe Piscopo dead? Was that him with his head in the aquarium? I’ll be demanded if I can tell.

  45. And RoboTreat just figured out who the bad guy is! And they totally didn’t telegraph it through the entire film. No way!!

  46. So, when you bump and ambulance’s front fender on another car, it’s light’s automatically turn on. Huh. Didn’t know that.

  47. RoboTreat’s been in a fire! And his hair got mussed!!

  48. So, Vincent Price isn’t a zombie in this film? Least he’s still creepy.

  49. I’m really surprised there hasn’t been a Wilhelm Scream so far.

  50. Funny how bullets don’t stop the zombies, but electricity does.

  51. Guess that was Joe Piscopo in aquarium. And apparently now he’s a brain dead zombie. How can you tell, I want to know?

  52. Yeah, Darren, shoot the zombie cops. Bullets have worked so well on them to this point.

  53. So, Darren killed himself, now the cops are bringing him to life to kill him again. That’s just petty.

  54. Oh, and he exploded.

  55. And they walked off into the light. Jesus.

  56. And in the end everyone in the film dies!! Fun!

Show #14 – Advertising, Video Games, and various references to the Hamburgler.

We’re back with another exciting episode of MLCTF!  This week, we discuss current events, advertising, video games, review our B-Movie, Dead Heat, and make a lot of random references to the Hamburgler.

Here’s the trailer for Dead Heat:

BTW, that’s Joe Piscopo’s expression through most of the film.

And a link to the Kool-Aid man revamp that Lefty mentioned:

http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20130412/NEWS07/130419931/kraft-to-juice-up-kool-aid-man-look

Just Wanted to Share

Hello everyone! I hope you have been enjoying the pod casts and the posts on the blog. I just wanted to share a site I have been enjoying for a while now. It is for you comic book fans out there. It is called “Super-Team Family-The Lost Issues”. It has fake comics that the blogger thinks should have been made. Some are silly, but they are always entertaining!

I hope you guys enjoy!

http://braveandboldlost.blogspot.com/

Johnny Quest

We talk about it in good ol’ show #13, but here’s why Johnny Quest is the best damned American cartoon ever! There was an updated version called The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest but someone sold their soul to the devil to get that piece of shit off the ground.

Accept no substitutes for the 1960’s Johnny Quest!

Enjoy!

It’s available on DVD. Too bad Warner Bros messed with it.

Show #13 – RIP Roger Ebert, Movies we’d like to see made

Welcome back!  In our latest show, we pay tribute to the late Roger Ebert, discuss movies we’d like to see made as well as one’s that we think never should have been made in the first place.  We like to think Roger would have approved.