Crazy stupid fun

Jeezus God Almighty!

It’s been awhile internet. Once again work has kicked my life in the balls. And life has kicked my life in the balls. But this past weekend has been a holiday and I have somewhat enjoyed it.

Where I live, it’s illegal to shoot fireworks. I don’t know the history. I speculate that some dumb-ass set off a firecracker and hurt some uptight mother’s kid; so we all have to pay. At my age, while I’m happy that America still exists, fireworks are no fucking fun if you can’t shoot them off yourself. So I stayed in and watched movies.

So, good internets, I watched Rumble in the Bronx, Cannonball Run, and The Expendables. Why? Look up. They’re Crazy Stupid Fun.

I guess we all need that sometimes.

Oh, and a 12″ disco ball in your office at work.

And, as a reminder, Jackie Chan is Fucking Awesome!

Rando!

First image of Batfleck and the Batfleckmobile?

On Reddit just now, the following image was posted that is ALLEGEDLY of Ben Afleck as Batman and a peek at the Batmobile which will be in the upcoming Batman/Superman movie:

I say allegedly, as I haven’t seen the source of the photo yet.  If it’s the real McCoy, I have to wonder what they’re thinking?  I don’t think Batman has ever worn a completely black costume and the batsymbol on his chest is practically invisible.  I thought the lines were veins running through his chest, a la Geoge Clooney’s infamous Batnipples.

Have to wait for some verification before I come to a final opinion.

Pancho!

Show 24: Sports and a really crappy movie!

We’re back after another long and unplanned hiatus!  I promise we’ll get back to something of a regular schedule eventually.

 

This time around we’re primarily talking about sports.  Specifically, that wonderful piece of humanity Donald Sterling, as well as the roll money plays in pro and college sports.  To lighten the mood, we end with a discussion of our latest B-Movie, Curse of the Swamp Creature, a made-for-TV piece of crap from the same guy who brought you Mars Needs Women and the MST3K classic Attack of the Eye Creatures.  We also unveil our new ratings system!

Pancho: dolemite4

Lefty:  dolemite4

Rando:  dolemite4half

Show 23 – Nostalgia!!

We’re back after another long & unintended absence!  *sigh*  This is getting to be a too common trend…

For this episode, we pay tribute to Harold Ramis, who’s passing was news when this thing was recorded *sigh*, and we wax nostalgic for awhile about comics & Saturday morning cartoons.

And, as promised, here are the link to Gone and Fogotten and Superdickery!

Rando here piling on: Here’s the Japanese Spider-Man , Ark II , Shazam , Isis , Jason of Star Command , Space Academy , and Flash Gordon openings.

Almost forgot this: The Supermobile!

The Supermobile! Click to go to The Dork Review

Run Away From the Border

Well readers, I finally got around to trying one of the breakfast items at Taco Bell this morning. It was the “Sausage Crunch Wrap”. It is one of their crunchy tortillas wrapped around a mixture of sausage, cheese, egg and hash-browns. Sounds decent to me, but I love breakfast and anything that goes along with it. That being said, my first bite of this breakfast offering was less than stellar. Actually it had no flavor. None. There was no differentiating between the wrap, the sausage and the egg and the hash-brown. I was amazed. I assumed that Taco Bell would at least impart some flavor on their unsuspecting public, but apparently that was too much to ask. Then I took my second bite. This is when the real fun began. My mouth was flooded by Taco Sauce. Yes, that is right, Taco Sauce. I mean I have had salsa on eggs before, it is ok, but this was too much. From that mouthful forward, that was all I tasted. To make up for the lack of anything resembling flavor, they masked the wrap with their horrible taco sauce. Let’s just say I won’t be trying any other of their breakfast offerings. I was highly disappointed. I personally can not recommend this one item and it was bad enough that I won’t be going back.

Thanks for reading,

Lefty