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House of The Black Death is back with synced riffing!
Remember this piece of crap? We reviewed it awhile back. Today, I synced our commentary with the movie itself so you don’t have to!
Riff Track for Final Alliance (1989)
Watch along as we skewer The Hoff and his pet puma! Amazon Prime: https://shorturl.at/ikEGS
The Hoff, Dudikoff, and The Paper Chase Guy #2: Final Alliance (1989)
It’s The Hoff’s turn! Join us as we discuss 1989’s Final Alliance in which our titular hero and his pet puma take on a biker gang in one of the most formulaic movies we’ve ever watched.
Pre-Show Rambles #5: A Quick Chat About Musicals
A short one today. None of us are really into musicals, but that doesn’t stop us from talking about them anyway.
Movie Riffing of River of Death (1989)
It’s a bit late, but here’s the movie riff/commentary track for River of Death. YouTube (MGM+ subscription required) Prime
The Hoff, Dudikoff, and The Paper Chase Guy #1: River of Death (1989)
Welcome to the first of a new series of film reviews we’re doing of movies starring Michael Hasselhoff, Michael Dudikoff, and Robert Ginty (the guy from The Paper Chase). We begin with the River of Death, a formula Indiana Jones style adventure in the jungle tale starring Michael Dudikoff and produced by Cannon Films. It’sContinue reading “The Hoff, Dudikoff, and The Paper Chase Guy #1: River of Death (1989)”
Trash for the Masses #11: The Dragon Lives Again (1977)
Words can’t describe this film. Other than it being painful. VERY painful. Quick synopsis: Bruce Lee wakes up in hell and fights mummies with Popeye. (I’m not making that up!) There will be no commentary track for this film as we’re having issues with our recording software. In the meantime, here’s a link to theContinue reading “Trash for the Masses #11: The Dragon Lives Again (1977)”
Trash for the Masses #10: Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
Merry Christmas! For this episode of Trash for the Masses, we choose an obstensively Christmas themed horror film from 1972, Silent Night, Bloody Night. It has about as much to do with Christmas as it does Arbor Day. Highlight of the film: John Carradine and his bell. No commentary track for this one due toContinue reading “Trash for the Masses #10: Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)”
David Leninhawk Selects: Resurrection (2023)
Our friend David Leninhawk returns with a movie for us to watch: 2023’s Resurrection, starring Rebecca Hall and Tim Roth. SPOILER WARNING: PLOT ELEMENTS ARE DISCUSSED If you’re curious about this film, go watch before listening to this episode.
Mid-Life Crisis Task Force 