50 Shades of BS

Wow, it has been a long time since I have dipped my toes into the cold, polluted waters that is pop culture. Given the slag that is being shoved down our throats, it’s no wonder I want to avoid movies and television like Jenny McCarthy avoids common sense. It does make it harder to write a blog post on pop culture, but it does give me fewer headaches.

Not to sound like a bitter old man, but speaking as someone who remembers Bruce Jenner as a man, I am depressed at the state of mainstream entertainment these days. I must emphasize mainstream, because there is good music, movies and books that can be accessed, if one is willing to hunt it down. Mainstream entertainment, for lack of a better expression, is shit. Where do I begin? Let’s see. Taylor Swift, shit. Justin Bieber, shit. Rap and Hip Hop, shit. Let’s explore the world of television. Duck Dynasty, shit. Big Bang Theory, shit. Reality television, shit. American television has de-evolved. It is a knuckle dragging, club toting Neanderthal. How anyone with any brain cells left can watch this garbage, I will never understand. Are we that far gone as a society that people are entertained by sticking a camera in front of any idiot and watching what happens? Then we have the movies. Ah, the movies, that bastion of escape that has twisted itself so that it’s looking at its own ass now. Do we really need Hot Tub Time Machine 2? Hell, we didn’t need the first one. Just like a Mel Gibson Chanukah party, things have fallen apart in a bad way in Hollywood. I cannot place the blame totally on Hollywood. We as consumers are just as culpable for the garbage that is being spit out. As long as people will wait in line for 50 Shades of Grey premieres or go to the latest Night at the Museum shit show that is out there now, things will not change. Plus, for the love of everything holy, please shut up about the new Star Wars movies that will be coming out. Who gives a rats ass? Didn’t you people learn anything from the last crap fest that were the prequels?

Overall I guess I am bitter and angry. I know all these things I have mentioned are not made for my demographic. I just see the decline of entertainment. I see the decline of people in general. I mean I know the shows and movies I grew up with were not all classics. Hogan Heroes and Gilligan’s Island, I am looking at you. People have always wanted base and simple entertainment. Let me take off my shoes after a long day and just give me entertainment I do not have to think about. We have always had it and we will always will. It just seems worse now that we have much more access to things as ever before. As long as people give a shit about or even talk about Honey Boo Boo, we die a little as a nation. Now excuse me I think I am gonna read a book.

Lefty

Evolution of the Comic Book in Other Media

So we have Drama, Comedy, Action, Sci-Fi, Horror, Musical, Family (or kids and family), Animation (Hollywood), Anime (Japanese) or at least that’s how media stores would have us categorize movies. However, there are other classifications that cross these categories: Epic, Historical Fiction, Fantasy, Mythology and so on. Then there are the cases that blur the lines between categories: Horror-Comedy, Dramedy, Sci-Fi-Horror, etc.

I bring this up to have a quick look at what’s happened in the last decade. Comic-Book movies. Some say that this is just another money-grabbing ploy aimed squarely at the 14-25 fanboy (or girl) demographic. Cynics would say that these movies are just as empty-headed as other blockbusters to come before them (Hello, ID4). And to some degree, they’d be right.

Let’s have a look at the past. Comic books were a form of illustrated literature aimed squarely at kids. They were an offshoot of the pulp-novels that came before. But as certain characters took hold, we began to see that the readers grew up, but did not want to abandon those characters. The sad part for these people is that the comics did not grow up with them. So, instead, these characters and certain defining stories live on through nostalgia. This has been held so dearly, that television shows and movie serials were created from the comic source material. Again, these were aimed squarely at kids in the theater matinees.

And people still did not want to let go of their favorite characters. However, the powers-that-be relegated them to “funny books” and thus came the era of campy shows like the 1960’s Batman and even some others like The Green Hornet (no, Bruce Lee cannot save that one). I remember liking these types of shows as a kid. But my excuse is that I was a kid. I have the 1960’s Batman movie on DVD. And, while I do satisfy my nostalgia watching it, it’s hard to understand why that portrayal of the heroes had such popularity among some adults. Apparently, celebrities of the era were clamouring to be on Batman. Even Sinatra, as I understand it. But this could not last and it eventually faded from its high popularity to be reduced to after-school re-runs.

So superheroes were relegated to bland action shows and even more bland cartoons. (Except Johnny Quest. See earlier blog posts and podcasts for much love for that show from the ’60s.) Then things began to take a turn in the late seventies with Superman. But even that was campy. Follow that up with the Tim Burton Batman movies. More successful, but still campy (I’m going to purposefully ignore the nipple-suits here). Marvel had made some bad choices here and some pretty terrible film and TV projects came out of it (I’m aiming at you, Reb Brown Captain America). Then, after another decade, something amazing happened: Blade opened in 1998. And it didn’t suck. Then there was Blade II and Blade III. We won’t go there.

But it seems that the seed had been planted. In 2000, we got the exciting adaptation of X-Men. In 2002, we got the first Sam Raimi Spider-Man. Some spectacular visuals and some decent characters helped a fairly vanilla story. In 2005, we got Batman Begins and Sin City. One a serious take on the hero and his legend, the other a faithful and direct adaptation of the source comic material. Good, these were good starts. Perceptions are beginning to change. Then, in 2008, we got Iron Man. Ka-Pow! Marvel and Paramount knocked that out of the park. It had to be a risky venture using John Favreau, then known for Elf and Zathura; and Robert Downey Jr, then known (to me, anyway) as a lush and a bit of a walking joke. But it worked. They wisely also decided on a tone that was action-oriented but including comedic moments without venturing into camp. However, that movie had something else: Character Development and a plan that would become the foundation for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

And that’s the key here. You had Christopher Nolan’s spectacular, but serious take on the Batman legend, and you had the beginnings of the MCU. Marvel did well also taking a more serious tone with their stories, but giving us characters that could change and we could care for. So now the comics are now evolving into our modern mythos. A new perspective on the archetypes from ancient mythology and drama as told for a modern age. Instead of The Man in the Iron Mask, we have the Man in the Iron Suit. Instead of Zeus, the horny thunderer, we have Thor the handsome thunder god. Steve Rogers has become our every-hero and moral compass. This is our modern Shakespeare.

And so long as these characters are treated with care and the stories don’t insult us, we should be in for even more of a thrill ride that will last through our generation and live on for future generations. Gone (hopefully) are the silly school-yard conversations of who could beat up whom. While they have given way to Big Bang-esque conversations, they seem more guided by their love of the source material versus wild speculation, the downfall of so many stories.

So I’ll sign off with this: As long as there is a plan for the MCU, I’ll keep going to see these movies and I’ll probably continue to love them for years to come.

Rando!

Porn Stars I Have Met

So you did click to get here, you naughty thing.

No, I haven’t met any porn stars. It’s just me, Rando taskforce-ing my midlife crisis.

It’s been a long long while. You see there have been things at work that have been wearing on me to the point that I’m really not taking care of myself as well as I should. So I’m trying to make some changes including — gasp — making some blog posts!

Here’s a little something I found very funny: Jean-Claude Van Damme Trolling Everyone!

 

Miyazaki to receive honorary Oscar

And long overdue, I’d say!

From the article:

“This Saturday at the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences’ Governors Awards, legendary Japanese animation director Hayao Miyazaki will be presented with an honorary Oscar in recognition of his incredible career. The 73-year-old filmmaker has retired from the director’s chair, but insists he will remain involved in productions at Studio Ghibli, the world famous animation house he co-founded.”