Category Archives: movies

Trash for the Masses #13: Conquest (1983)

We’re back from a brief, illness induced hiatus with a review of another bad movie, Lucio Fulchi’s 1983 barbarian “epic”, Conquest. Stars one of the scientists from MST3K’s Werewolf (Wahrwulf) and features lots of smoke and walking. Oh, and giant Yorkshire terriers and boobs!

Trash for the Masses #12: Tough Guys Don’t Dance (1987)

Welcome back to Trash for the Masses! This time we take on 1987’s “Tough Guys Don’t Dance”, starring Ryan O’Neal, Isabella Rossellini, Wings Hauser, and Lawrence Tierney. It was written and directed by Pulitzer Prize winning author Norman Mailer, who should have stuck to writing. Words cannot describe the incomprehensible plot and awkward dialog inContinue reading “Trash for the Masses #12: Tough Guys Don’t Dance (1987)”

Classic MLCTF: Current events (in 2014), celebrities in surprising roles, and a review of “The Human Tornado”

Haven’t had a chance to edit any of our recent recordings, so here’s a classic episode from the first run of our podcast. It’s from 2014 and we discuss then current events, celebrities in surprising roles, and review the Rudy Ray Moore magnum opus, The Human Tornado. This became the bad movie by which allContinue reading “Classic MLCTF: Current events (in 2014), celebrities in surprising roles, and a review of “The Human Tornado””

A Deep Dive Into Chinatown (1974) with David Leninhawk

We welcome back David Leninhawk for a discussion of Roman Polanski’s classic neo-noir, Chinatown. Starring Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, and John Huston, this story of murder and corruption and in 1930’s Los Angeles won the Oscar for Best Screenplay.

The Hoff, Dudikoff, and The Paper Chase Guy #3: Three Kinds of Heat

Welcome to the conclusion of our The Hoff, Dudikoff, and the Paper Chase guy trilogy! Today, we watch and discuss Three Kinds of Heat, a 1987 turd from Cannon Films. Features Robert Ginty (The Paper Chase Guy, also the best actor in the film, believe it or not), two Doctor Who alums (Sylvester McCoy, theContinue reading “The Hoff, Dudikoff, and The Paper Chase Guy #3: Three Kinds of Heat”