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Commentary Track for Centron Halloween Safety Shorts

Our first reaction commentary to watching these short films. Enjoy!

Pre-Show Ramblings #3: Indiana Jones

Shelia LaBoeuf?

Commentary Track for House of the Black Death (1965?)

Come experience the pain and confusion of House of the Black Death as we watch and riff for the first time. Also available on Amazon Prime and Tubi.

Commentary track for Equinox (1970).

Come along as we experience Equinox (1970) for the first time! Believe it or not, this film is part of The Criterion Collection! Watch along for free on YouTube:

Commentary Track for Vicious Lips (1986)

Come along as we watch Vicious Lips (1986) for the first time! Highly encouraged if you plan to watch this film. It needs all the help it can get!!! Amazon Prime link. Also available to YouTube, but you’ll need to skip forward a few seconds in the commentary.

Commentary track for The Mutations (aka The Freakmaker)

Our commentary/riff track for the 1974 thriller The Mutations aka The Freakmaker, starring Donald Pleasance and Tom Baker (yes, THAT Tom Baker). Watch along at:

Trash for the Masses #2: The Christmas Shoes (2002)

“The Christmas Shoes” was voted worst Christmas song of all time by Jezebel.com, so of course Hallmark made a film out of it! Starring Rob Lowe and Kimberly Williams, it’ll tug at your heart strings, or at least trigger your gag reflex.

Amazon Shenanigans

So, to help fuel my mid-life crisis, I decided that I would like a good flask. So I searched amazon.com and found this one: And if you scroll a little down the page, you find this deliciously funny tidbit: Here’s the link. Ta-ta. Rando!

Graphic Design?

I often look at aint-it-cool-news.com and today, I saw this on the list of upcoming disk releases: So I think the graphic designer might have had an agenda. Does anyone else notice that the W design kind of looks like a limp dick? I’m just sayin’… Rando!

Porn Stars I Have Met

So you did click to get here, you naughty thing. No, I haven’t met any porn stars. It’s just me, Rando taskforce-ing my midlife crisis. It’s been a long long while. You see there have been things at work that have been wearing on me to the point that I’m really not taking care ofContinue reading “Porn Stars I Have Met”