This movie doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense! It’s about a maniac killing people dressed as Santa Claus on the streets in London. People continue to dress as Santa Claus/Father Christmas regardless, giving him plenty of victims to choose from. Went through three directors and a script rewrite and it shows! Stars no oneContinue reading “Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)”
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Elves Commentary/Movie Riff
Our first time watching this stinker! Come experience the “joy” of the season.
Elves Commentary/Movie Riff!
Trash for the Masses #16: Elves (1989)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! Since it the season, we picked a Christmas themed movie to review. It’s 1989’s Elves, which stars Grizzly Adams himself, Dan Haggerty, and no one else you’ve ever heard of. It’s about Nazi’s trying to breed a race of super elves. I wish I was making that up.
Trash for the Masses #10: Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
Merry Christmas! For this episode of Trash for the Masses, we choose an obstensively Christmas themed horror film from 1972, Silent Night, Bloody Night. It has about as much to do with Christmas as it does Arbor Day. Highlight of the film: John Carradine and his bell. No commentary track for this one due toContinue reading “Trash for the Masses #10: Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)”
Commentary Track for The Christmas Shoes (2002)
Listen along as we watch and make fun of, Hallmark’s The Christmas Shoes! Available on YouTube: https://youtu.be/3YH_vgE9B8o
Trash for the Masses #2: The Christmas Shoes (2002)
“The Christmas Shoes” was voted worst Christmas song of all time by Jezebel.com, so of course Hallmark made a film out of it! Starring Rob Lowe and Kimberly Williams, it’ll tug at your heart strings, or at least trigger your gag reflex.
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