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Trash for the Masses #16: Elves (1989)

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! Since it the season, we picked a Christmas themed movie to review. It’s 1989’s Elves, which stars Grizzly Adams himself, Dan Haggerty, and no one else you’ve ever heard of. It’s about Nazi’s trying to breed a race of super elves. I wish I was making that up.

Trash for the Masses #15: Robowar (1988)

For this episode, we watched Robowar, a Predator/Robocop mashup with a dash of Rambo thrown in for good measure. Starring Big McLargehuge himself, Reb Brown, and a bunch of other people you’ve never heard of. Features machine guns being fire indiscriminately, lots of walking in the jungle, and a robot with a chicken foot onContinue reading “Trash for the Masses #15: Robowar (1988)”

Halloween Trash For the Masses #14: Demon Wind (1990)

For our Halloween edition of Trash For the Masses, we watch and discuss an infamous Evil Dead ripoff from 1990 called Demon Wind. It stars no one you’ve ever heard of and it’s main feature is confusion.

Trash for the Masses #13: Conquest (1983)

We’re back from a brief, illness induced hiatus with a review of another bad movie, Lucio Fulchi’s 1983 barbarian “epic”, Conquest. Stars one of the scientists from MST3K’s Werewolf (Wahrwulf) and features lots of smoke and walking. Oh, and giant Yorkshire terriers and boobs!

Trash for the Masses #12: Tough Guys Don’t Dance (1987)

Welcome back to Trash for the Masses! This time we take on 1987’s “Tough Guys Don’t Dance”, starring Ryan O’Neal, Isabella Rossellini, Wings Hauser, and Lawrence Tierney. It was written and directed by Pulitzer Prize winning author Norman Mailer, who should have stuck to writing. Words cannot describe the incomprehensible plot and awkward dialog inContinue reading “Trash for the Masses #12: Tough Guys Don’t Dance (1987)”