b-movie – Mid-Life Crisis Task Force

Commentary/Riff Track of Troll 2 (1986)

Come listen to us watch and make fun of Troll 2. Was the first watch for two of us.

Troll 2 (1990)

Today we tackle one of the great cult b-movies of the last 20 odd years: Troll 2! A movie with no trolls, no actors, and some seriously over the top performances, which have to been seen to be believed. Maybe the most meme-able movie of all time. We apologize for the disjointed nature of thisContinue reading “Troll 2 (1990)”

Black Mama, White Mama (1973)

Our first podcast of 2026 is a rip off of The Defiant One’s set in the Philippines staring Pam Grier and Sid Haig. An underwhelming ’70’s exploitation film.

Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

This movie doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense! It’s about a maniac killing people dressed as Santa Claus on the streets in London. People continue to dress as Santa Claus/Father Christmas regardless, giving him plenty of victims to choose from. Went through three directors and a script rewrite and it shows! Stars no oneContinue reading “Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)”

They Call Me Macho Woman! (1989)

A pretty dumb, yet fast paced and entertaining “action” film from the late ’80’s. From the director that brought you Parole Violators and starring no one you’ve ever heard of. This one is a doozy, folks!

Night of the Zombies (1981) Review

What happens when you watch a “scary” movie with a 2.7 rating on IMDB? Nothing scary, that’s for sure.

Trash for the Masses #23: Skyscraper (1996)

We take on a Die Hard ripoff from the mid-90’s starring Anna Nicole Smith and her boobies.

Trash for the Masses #22: A Man Called Rage (1984)

One of many Italian Road Warrior rip-offs made in the mid-80’s. This one has nothing going for it at all.

Trash for the Masses #21: Strange Invaders (1983)

Want to know how much of an impression this movie made? When I went to edit it, I couldn’t remember the title or anything about it! Yet, somehow, we talked about it for over an hour! It’s about aliens in a small town in Illinois and features some really odd cinematic choices.

Commentary/Movie Riff of Can’t Stop The Music (1980)

This is presented “as is.” Apparently, right after we watched this, the movie got pulled from YouTube and is not available on any streaming service I have access to, so I am unable to ensure that this syncs properly. So, if you have it a go, it might require some trial and error.