Tag Archives: b-movie

Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

This movie doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense! It’s about a maniac killing people dressed as Santa Claus on the streets in London. People continue to dress as Santa Claus/Father Christmas regardless, giving him plenty of victims to choose from. Went through three directors and a script rewrite and it shows! Stars no oneContinue reading “Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)”

Trash for the Masses #21: Strange Invaders (1983)

Want to know how much of an impression this movie made? When I went to edit it, I couldn’t remember the title or anything about it! Yet, somehow, we talked about it for over an hour! It’s about aliens in a small town in Illinois and features some really odd cinematic choices.

Commentary/Movie Riff of Can’t Stop The Music (1980)

This is presented “as is.” Apparently, right after we watched this, the movie got pulled from YouTube and is not available on any streaming service I have access to, so I am unable to ensure that this syncs properly. So, if you have it a go, it might require some trial and error.

Trash for the Masses #20: Can’t Stop The Music (1980)

It’s MLCTF vs The Village People! This “origin story” movie was released in 1980 at the tail end of the disco era. Stars Valerie Perrine, Caitlyn Jenner (still Bruce at the time), Steve Guttenberg, and, of course, The Village People themselves.