Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

This movie doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense! It’s about a maniac killing people dressed as Santa Claus on the streets in London. People continue to dress as Santa Claus/Father Christmas regardless, giving him plenty of victims to choose from. Went through three directors and a script rewrite and it shows! Stars no oneContinue reading “Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)”

Shorts for the Masses #1: Four Short Films From The 1950’s

For a change of pace, instead of watching a movie, we watched four short films from the 1950’s. One was about IBM computers at the Roper Corporation. We learned about how to build a bomb shelter in your basement. We also learned how to make a disgusting 1950’s sandwich and what to do in ourContinue reading “Shorts for the Masses #1: Four Short Films From The 1950’s”

Trash for the Masses #21: Strange Invaders (1983)

Want to know how much of an impression this movie made? When I went to edit it, I couldn’t remember the title or anything about it! Yet, somehow, we talked about it for over an hour! It’s about aliens in a small town in Illinois and features some really odd cinematic choices.