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House of The Black Death is back with synced riffing!

Remember this piece of crap? We reviewed it awhile back. Today, I synced our commentary with the movie itself so you don’t have to!

Riff Track for Final Alliance (1989)

Watch along as we skewer The Hoff and his pet puma! Amazon Prime: https://shorturl.at/ikEGS

The Hoff, Dudikoff, and The Paper Chase Guy #2: Final Alliance (1989)

It’s The Hoff’s turn! Join us as we discuss 1989’s Final Alliance in which our titular hero and his pet puma take on a biker gang in one of the most formulaic movies we’ve ever watched.

Movie Riffing of River of Death (1989)

It’s a bit late, but here’s the movie riff/commentary track for River of Death. YouTube (MGM+ subscription required) Prime

The Hoff, Dudikoff, and The Paper Chase Guy #1: River of Death (1989)

Welcome to the first of a new series of film reviews we’re doing of movies starring Michael Hasselhoff, Michael Dudikoff, and Robert Ginty (the guy from The Paper Chase). We begin with the River of Death, a formula Indiana Jones style adventure in the jungle tale starring Michael Dudikoff and produced by Cannon Films. It’sContinue reading “The Hoff, Dudikoff, and The Paper Chase Guy #1: River of Death (1989)”

Trash for the Masses #11: The Dragon Lives Again (1977)

Words can’t describe this film. Other than it being painful. VERY painful. Quick synopsis: Bruce Lee wakes up in hell and fights mummies with Popeye. (I’m not making that up!) There will be no commentary track for this film as we’re having issues with our recording software. In the meantime, here’s a link to theContinue reading “Trash for the Masses #11: The Dragon Lives Again (1977)”

Trash for the Masses #10: Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)

Merry Christmas! For this episode of Trash for the Masses, we choose an obstensively Christmas themed horror film from 1972, Silent Night, Bloody Night. It has about as much to do with Christmas as it does Arbor Day. Highlight of the film: John Carradine and his bell. No commentary track for this one due toContinue reading “Trash for the Masses #10: Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)”

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