Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

This movie doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense!

It’s about a maniac killing people dressed as Santa Claus on the streets in London. People continue to dress as Santa Claus/Father Christmas regardless, giving him plenty of victims to choose from.

Went through three directors and a script rewrite and it shows! Stars no one you’ve heard of, although Caroline Munro does appear in one scene.

No commentary track for this one due to ongoing technical issues. You’d don’t wanna this stinker anyway. Trust us!

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